A Prelude to Playing...

 

If you have made it this far, I can only assume that you are (somewhat) serious about Fantasy Fulfillment. That being said- you MUST read this page PRIOR to your first contact. The following will answer most, if not all, of your questions- plus give you a tid bit of insight as to what to expect (and NOT expect) during your time. If you have a question about something that is not covered here, please email me at Anne.B.Scroggins@gmail.com and I will try to answer it to the best of my abilities. On that note- if your question is STUPID, BERATING, RUDE, or has already been covered, expect to be IGNORED as you wasted my time by even emailing me and I WILL NOT be pleasant about it. My free time is VERY limited, and with email taking up MOST of it, I'd prefer them to be important. I do have a "life" you know, and occasionally like to do things in the "real" world... whatever that is. 

 

These are not in any order of importance, as I do need to pee, and want to finish this first. Priorities! It is done in First Person format- if you need help with that- you are beyond me- seek a Middle School English teacher for explanation. I'll just spank you and send you to detention. ;-)

 

 

About Me:

 

• Are you real? 
  Yes! I (Anne) sit here typing this, trying not to pee myself, because humans are stupid and need everything explained to them in great detail before they get the point.
   

• How old are you?
  I am a ripe 25 years old. Also, I am Capricorn- you have been warned.
   

• How long have you been in the "industry"?
  I started at the Bunny Ranch 2 weeks after my 18th birthday. Do the math.
   

• I can't find reviews on you. Why?
  There is this AMAZING thing called ANONYMITY. If I wanted the world to know about my "skills", I'd video them! That being said, please click HERE to fully understand my stance on reviews and the -lack of use- of them with my screening process.
   

• Do you offer "personalized" photos/videos? Can I request something made specifically for ME?
  Yes - under certain conditions. I prefer to be able to do requests on my own, but if it is something worth my while, I will make it happen.
  Email me for requests as they take a certain amount of "magic" to make happen. Contribuitions towards personalized -things- are not standarized as every request is different. 
   

• Will you ever "retire"?
  Hell yes! When? No clue... when I get bored I assume. I work 2.5 "day jobs" and bust my ass so that HOPEFULLY- I won't have to work for my entire life... On that note- know any single millionaires? ;-)
   

• Are you always this sarcastic?
  No, I'm sweet as a Georgia peach. 0.o
   

• Do you smoke or do drugs?
  No. BUT- I DO have issues turning down a good bottle of tequila....
   

• What color is your hair?
  I am currently a darker ash brown(ish), with blonde extensions mixed in just for the hell of it. And it's LONG. I've had every hair color, and still can't decide what I like most... 
   

• Are all of your "parts" real?
  Well, MOST of me... Though I will admit- I have had my boobs done (lift and 475cc silicon implants, if you must know) and Botox done... I know, I'm vain... and I have eyelash extensions and solar nails. So, other than a couple small tweeks, all else is pure bone, fat, and muscle. 
  If we are on the subject of my ass- it's made out of Oreo's and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
   

• .....Even your ass?
  Even my ass. I can't get rid of the damn thing- and trust me- I've tried. It's a curse.
   

• How tall are you?
  Short. I'm 5'2 on a good day. 5'2.5 when I cheat on my tip toes.
   

• How much do you weigh?
  HOW RUDE OF YOU TO ASK! But since you did, I am currently 160lbs and wear a size 6 in jeans. That being said- one of my "day jobs" is VERY physically demanding, therefore I am mostly muscle. Well, except the ass... that's made of Oreos and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Hey, at least I'm honest.
   

• Will you do bareback?
  HELL NO. If you ask me in person, I'm going to hit you over the head with a copy of The Hidden Epidemic: Confronting Sexually Transmitted Diseases and refer you to a divorce lawyer, because that's exactly where you are headed. I've NEVER had an STD- not even HPV, which 75-80% of the WORLD population has. Not only is it risking MY health, but it is risking the health of YOURSELF and your SIGNIFICANT OTHER. If you want out of all of your material belongs and money THAT badly- just sign it all over to me. ;-) I am tested MONTHLY for EVERY STD known thus far. If you try to BULLY me into doing something bareback- YOU WILL BE HIT WITH A 50,000V AIR DART FIRING TASER. Kiss all bodily functions good bye. Oh, and don't forget to mop up your pee before you leave.
   

• Will you fall in love with me?
  No. This is a "client-esque" relationship. Think of me as your therapist. Just a really, really, naughty therapist. With a paddle....that serves booze.....And charges less.
   

• Where do you live?
  In a plastic bubble. Now go away.
   

• Can you keep a secret? I am "high profile" and DO NOT EXIST.
  I don't care who you are. Once you go through my screening process, we are good. If you don't exist and don't want anyone to know that you exist- DON'T FUCK UP THE SITUATION. I will GLADLY oblige your slighty outrageous claims of being someone important, but let it be known- IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW, DO NOT TELL THEM. That means: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Do NOT tell your bar buddies. I promise it will end badly. And I WILL say "I told you so."
   

• If you come to me for an Outcall, how will I know it's you? I've not seen your face!
  You have a point there.... Once I recieve YOUR address, I will text/email when I am 5 minutes away. When I arrive, I will knock 3 times on the door. IF YOU FLAKE- YOU ARE REMOVED FROM MY LIST AND WILL BE IGNORED FROM THEN ON.

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About the Process:

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• Where do I park?
  In the empty space between the white lines on the ground. 
   

• Where do I go?
  I will send you my Incall address PRIOR to our scheduled time, but only AFTER it has been confirmed. Men are weird, I don't need stalkers. If you are meeting me at a hotel- I will send you the room number 30 minutes PRIOR to our scheduled time, but only AFTER it has been confirmed. You will knock 3 times- don't be annoying and keep knocking until I answer. I may be peeing. 
   

• What do you accept for Contributions?
  I prefer CASH but can accept credit/debit cards via PayPal. Due to PayPal charging OUTRAGEOUS processing fees, I will add $10 per hour booked to your Contribution to cover them. The charges go through an "unassuming" name, therefore have no link to who/what you spent money on. I swear I try to think ahead! 
   

• So, what do I do with the Contribution?
  Put it on the closest hard surface. So, the closest table, counter, or night stand will do. DO NOT put it on your hard cock to be funny. I will hurt you.
   

• Are the Contributions negotiable?
  To a point. If you are requesting something that is not listed on the menu or are asking for a time frame that is not listed- I will work up an amount that is fitting for my time and any preparation that must go into our session. If you do not like it- find someone else to fill your void, as I do not have the time nor the energy to haggle with you. If your spot is not filled by YOU, it will be filled by someone else. 
   

• Do you accept tips?
  DUH.
   

• Can I call you to talk?
  Yes, yes you can- though it will cost you. After having numerous requests, I have finally broken down and set up a 'chat line' - and I am expensive.
  1-800-TO-FLIRT Ext. 1086-4623

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• Will I be screened prior to meeting you?
  DUH. You'll be screened in 1 of 2 ways actually- you MUST either fill out my questionnaire OR meet with me for a Pre-Play Meeting.
   

• What's on the Questionnaire?
  Oh, you know, all the important stuff.... Your address, social security number, bank account info, blood type, organ donor info... It has everything on it I could POSSIBLY ever need to know. 
   

• What does the Pre-Play Meeting Consist of?
  It's quite simple really- we meet somewhere in public and TALK. It can be over coffee, dinner, brunch, whatever. There is a method to my madness, I swear!
   

• After you screen me, what happens?
  Well, then you wait. After I recieve your questionnaire, I review it. I will not book a session with you until 24 hours AFTER I have recieved it. This *should* give me time to process it and ask any additonal questions. That being said- the 24 hour wait period is also so that YOU can ask me ANYTHING that was not covered. After we go on the Pre-Play Meeting, I will not book a session with you for 24 hours. Again, this is so that we can ask any questions that we did not go over at the Meeting.
   

• How will our sessions go?
  I don't know! I don't have a crystal ball to predict the future. Hopefully, we will both enjoy ourselves and we will depart each other's company when it's over. You exit the door you came in. Ta da!
   

• Can I extend my session with you once I am there?
  It depends on what I have going on that day, so maybe.
   

• Will I fall in love with you?
  I hope not. Let's not open that can of worms.
   

• Will you say what I want you to say?
  To a point...maybe... kind of....
   

• Do I have to book sessions in advance?
  YES. Since I have "day jobs", my "industry" time is limited. That being said, I do make exceptions for those who have piqued my interest and libido enough to make me wet via email. It's a talent really... if you think you have the ability, please feel free to attempt to use it on me!
   

• Can I buy you gifts?
  Sure.... I prefer jewelry, furs, and Louis Vuitton. I am in the process of creating a wishlist, but alas, not enough hours in the day.

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I HOPE I've covered everything that you could ever want to know... But if not, email me.